All the health care worker elves are so busy at the station,
Cuz from December to Jan-u-ary, you can’t take no vacation.
So we work and we work, and keep the bitchin’ to ourselves,
Cuz’ holidays don’t exist for the health care worker elves.
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and at the station the angry elf , he don’t care, don’t give a shit.
He is so very mad, he is so very entitled.
He want what he want, and he don’t care bout what is vital.
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Us health care workers elves, we stay calm, we say “don’t be mean.”
But the angry elf just escalates, we must call a mean “Code Green!”
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“Code Green! Code Green”! A color we do not want to hear.
A color festive for the holidays
But in the big house brings only fear.
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And Santa’s security helpers ,they all come a runnin’
They tell the mean ole’ elf to take his story walkin’.
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So the health care worker elves
Watch the activity in silent night
We shake our heads in saddness
We know there is no light.
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Will mean ole’ elf who threatened us
Get the help he does not want?
Will next Christmas bring him
The souls he still does haunt?
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Us health care elves will think the best
Of peace for all, not one.
God bless us health care elves,
God bless us everyone.
