Every Time You Masturbate……God Kills a Kitten.
Posted by realityrounds on July 2, 2009
OK, my husband may feel a little bit left out that I spend too much time writing and not enough time watching Dirty Jobs with him. He often suggests topics for me to post, and like a good wife, I ignore him. Now I feel bad, so I will be starting a new series entitled: Blog Topic Suggested by My Husband. (sigh)
Blog Topic Suggested by My Husband: Post #2
16 Famous Man Myths… Debunked!
Sorry women, but we are grossly (pun intended) misinformed on the male species. Facts we took as truth about our testosterone exuding brethren are in fact, false (gasp)! The good folks over at Manolith (seriously? Manolith?) have enlightened our womanly misconceptions regarding our dudes. Here are but a few examples:
- Wearing Briefs Causes Sterility
- Masturbating Too Much is Bad for You (run kitties, run)
- Men Think About Sex Every Seven Seconds
- Staring at Large Breasts Can Make You Live Longer (my husband would be dead by now)
- Average Penis Length is Seven Inches (what’s with the number seven?)
So there ya have it ladies. We have been put in our place. I will never, ever, stereotype the male species again.
Love ya honey!
RR
pinky said
So what is the average penis length then? ENquiring minds
realityrounds said
It is four to six inches erect. How would I possible know this? Hint: the answer is in the linked article.
pinky said
P.S. I don’t think you should have to watch dirty jobs. I flat out refuse to watch the British show Gear Heads.
takingheart said
Dirty jobs… that guy needs to work labor & delivery or emergency room with me one noc… Code brown! Code hemabate! Better yet, code hemoccult!
realityrounds said
I have been campaigning for Dirty Jobs to profile a nurse. I will send the camera crew your way.