Warning: Do not eat the fish swimming in water treatment plants. I know it is tempting to caste your line in the waters that filter out all the shit, pee, vomit, puke, or anything else that you flush down the toilet. But, it turns out the little fishes swimming in these plants are drug addicts. I kid you not. These fish are chock full of anti-depressants, anti-seizure drugs, anti-hypertensives, and pleasantly, pretty, pretty fragrances found in perfumes. Chicago Tribune
I say “Hooray for Fish!” The only type of fish I want ta eat are happy, non-spastic, low-blood pressured, nice smelling shit eaters. Hooray for Fish!
Seriously, what is the problem with all the environmentalists out there? It is only a good thing to have fish hopped up on the drugs we dump in the toilets and “dump” in the toilets. Americans are grossly under medicated. We need more and more and more and more drugs to survive. Fish deserve the same treatment, dammit.
I would have liked to have made this story up, but alas, it is not a Fish Tale.
RR
